Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam: Crisis Free Zone

The Crisis Free Zone is the only place on earth (at least at our ground floor) where you can truly get away from the daily drag of negative news and spiralling economies. Woodcarvings on the outside and on the impressive fence; loosely based on Transylvanian symbolism, are there to keep out evil in all its forms. That’s why creatures like vampires, ghosts, and bankers will never be able to enter the Crisis Free Zone.

Please note that this room has shared bathrooms.

The space
The interior is a complete opposite of the rugged exterior. Modelled after the bedroom of Arno Coenen and IRIS, the couple that created the cottage, it turned out a true sanctuary of love. Breakfast can safely be enjoyed in the zone, as long as you don’t pass the fence. This cottage has everything you need to feel sheltered from the outside world. Safe, romantic, and warm!

Guest access
Free WIFI; imagine having to do without, OMG!!
• A luxury bed; after

Traditionally a blue collar neighbourhood just a stone's throw away from the heart of town, 'De Baarsjes', is what one calls 'on the rise'. All around us we see new initiatives popping up; from intimate coffee bars and restaurants, to cool boutiques with local designers. Please ask the staff for inside info on where to go!